Reports have come out that 4 players at the club have contracted the dreaded swine. However Megson refuses to reveal who the players in question are. Now of course I'm not worried about them dropping dead or anything, but the swine flu is still the flu, and can be quite debilitating if you want to, say, chase up and down after a ball for 90 minutes. I can only hope that the four players are Adam Bogdan Danny Shittu, Danny Ward, and Ricardo Vaz Te. So a note to all Wanderers: take plenty of vitamins and try to avoid contact with your teammates/anyone in the human race/pigs. Also try to infect a few Chelsea players tomorrow night, so they're sick for the game on Saturday! To our mystery four: get better soon, loves!
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