Another exciting week in the Premiership came to a close on Sunday with Manchester City giving their full support to the Anti-Homophobia Campaign by taking David Moyes' Manchester United and giving them a right royal bumming in front of the nation.
In Fantasy League news, the brace from Sergio Aguero came with more goals from Arsenal's flavour-of-the-month Aaron Ramsey who has taken over as the hipster's choice of "I told you he was good all along" award from United's Michael Carrick.
Movers and shakers in the 139-strong league include Chris Mann, manager of Burnden Aces, and Brian Lee, of King Banter 2, who both scored an impressive 63 points this weekend. Top of the league however remains Danny Pakinkis of Team Football, on 351 points, which puts him both top of our league and a very impressive 381st in the entire competition.
On a personal note, I finally got my arse into gear with 74pts thanks to Aguero, Michu, Ramsey and Per Mertesacker who between them contributed 47pts putting me into a fantastic 1,383,575th position.
The rear is being brought up by Daniel Speakman, manager of Sex Panther on a meagre 154 points. The dreaded wooden spoon awaits unless he can arrest that slide and soon. Rumours of Gary Megson being brought in to replace him are as yet unconfirmed.
Team of the week:
Brad Guzan (Aston Villa) 14pts
Leighton Baines (Everton) 16pts, Dejan Lovren (Southampton) 15pts, Liam Ridgewell (West Bromwich Albion) 15pts, John Terry (BNP) 12pts
Mesut Ozil (Real Madrid) 14pts, Robbie Brady (Hull City) 12pts, Nathan Dyer (Swansea City) 11pts, Paulinho (Tottenham Hotspur) 11pts
Loic Remy (Newcastle United) 13pts, Sergio Aguero (Manchester City) 13pts