eBANTZ: The #WAFC Hashtag - An Adventure in Comedy

In a move that came as no surprise to anyone, local rivals Wigan Athletic slumped to a seventh defeat in nine games as they lost 0-1 at home to Sheffield Wednesday last night.

I thought it would be funny to have a quick toot on the ol'Twitter to see what their fans make of the latest defeat - one that must be all the more galling as we, Bolton Wanderers, continue our march to glory.

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you - the best of the #WAFC hashtag:

Only positive I can take from tonight is I didn't go #wafc

— Emma Thompson (@EmmaThommo) December 30, 2014

That's true Emma, but these poor unfortunate souls weren't quite so lucky:

Massive clear out needed .. Id rather him give the young lads a go than watch that.. Least they'd actually want to try #wafc

— L e a n n e ✌ (@LeanneP_22) December 30, 2014

Ah Leanne - you know things are getting desperate when you call for the kids to be given a go:

A win tonight would also have given me optimism about Saturday. Think I will stay in bed all day now. #wafc

— Stuart Glover (@StuartGlover) December 30, 2014

Save your money bro - you boys are getting a kicking at weekend:

Callum is becoming a major liability. That was cynical and selfish tonight. £5 million? I'd snap their hands off! #wafc

— James Burrow (@jimi_burrow) December 30, 2014

You're pissed James if you think you're getting £5m for that liability. £500,000 maybe:

Convinced that fire outside should of led to the game being abandoned. #wafc

— Munt (@Matt_Hunt_) December 30, 2014

Well Matt/Munt/Matt that would be a novel way to avoid defeat. Maybe give Malky a ring and suggest that?:

And we still won't give Delort and Riera a chance #wafc pic.twitter.com/mrqU6FoPsK

— Murf (@RobertRobmurphy) December 30, 2014

Amazing that your genius of a manager is a complete boob - I mean come on, who saw that coming?:

No heart, no fight, no creativity, no hope #wafc

— Stuart Garswood (@garsy71) December 30, 2014

Yeah baby!:

#wafc @LaticsOfficial load of shite.10 pound special offer..even that was too much to watch that performance.shocking...again!!

— andy baxter (@andy71baxter) December 30, 2014

Oof - did you save up all year Andy? Gutted for you. Genuinely:

Calum Mcmanaman is a total shithouse chav. Over rated and a shitbag if things don't go his way #wafc

— Andrew (@ndrewwafc) December 30, 2014

Lighten up Andrew:

I don't suppose many #wafc players have relegation pay cuts written into their contracts #doomed

— Ian Cusick (@iancusick) December 30, 2014

I would absolutely love it if that was the case. Would be hilarious:

Get rid of about 5-10 players, bring in some quality, we are a very bad team! Bolton will thump us Saturday #wafc

— Liam McDermott (@LiamMcDermott4) December 30, 2014

You bet your black ass Liam!:

Three wins since the end of April. Three. In eight months. Utterly dreadful. #wafc

— Danny Jamieson (@DannyJamieson14) December 30, 2014

Stat of the year for me. Wonderful stuff.

More to come as they continue their slide towards League One and obscurity - where they belong.