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I don't know why, but my hero Super Kevin Davies has blocked me on Twitter. This upsets me greatly as I do love him so. Almost as much as I love Bolton Wanderers.
I thought I would appeal to his better nature and write a short poem to express my feelings.
These feelings are heartfelt and true. No word of lie.
Hello there, SKD
I see that you've blocked me
Buy why?! I just have to ask
It's not as if I wear a troll mask
And bark abuse like a proverbial husky.
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It actually makes me rather sad
That a legend like you thinks I'm bad
Especially since I recall
I've never even tweeted you at all
I'm so upset that I drown my sorrows in whisky.
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I guess what I'm trying to say
To you, the one and original bae
That even though this may sound sappy
It would make me indescribably happy
If you'd just unblock @Murbroski.