Twitter has been awash with Bolton Wanderers supporters throwing Darren Pratley's apology for the 6-0 defeat at Bristol City back in his face today.
Below we've summarised some of the best and funniest responses from an angry mob of football fans that are fed up with their pathetic excuse of a captain.
For what it's worth, I think the lack of effort at Bristol was indefensible and the most pathetic performance I've ever known any side to put in on a football pitch. But it's nice that the captain has apologised to the hard-paying fans, a full two days after the events.
Here goes, and apologies in advance for any strong wording... Pratley being called a "clumsy, stumbling giraffe" is a personal favourite...
Some fans are somewhat doubting Pratley's honesty and sincerity:
And others think it's a case of too little, too late:
Thanks for the statement that took 45 seconds to write Pratley lad, that makes it all ok now ... #BWFC— Jonny Unsworth (@jondom89) March 21, 2016
Some are calling for the mad fans that made the trip to get their money back:
While others are just absolutely fuming:
And others just want Pratley to no longer be our captain and be gone from the club, which I can sympathise with:
Can't wait for Pratley to leave our club! Never known a worse "captain" #BWFC— Heather Marshall (@H34th3r87) March 21, 2016
Coward, I hope he never plays for the club again https://t.co/b4pNitmX55— Luke.. (@luke_bwfc) March 21, 2016
But the large majority just don't care or are fed up with Pratley generally - which I can also concur with:
Ain't arsed about a refund for Saturday. Seems to be mainly people that didn't go that want us to get one #bwfc— J (@JW1997BWFC) March 21, 2016
Always baffled by these 'we take responsibility' statements. Who the fuck else's responsibility is it?!?! #bwfc— swarbuckle (@88doomer) March 21, 2016
However, one particularly mad fan is fairly happy with the apology:
Less of that, let's finish on a really depressing note...