Je suis the sort of person who has a problem with the 2016 edition of Bolton Wanderers still employing Emile Heskey.
I totally endorsed this with a big, fat retweet:
Got the England u21 manager here today and we've got 2 u21 strikers on the bench behind a tree. What message does that send out @reid6peter— Boris (@Neilturner83) 30 April 2016
So therefore I absolutely did not envisage myself awarding the big man the official LOV MOTM award.
He won every header, and dominated Harry Maguire and Michael Dawson - despite being very Emile Heskeyish in barely troubling the Hull City goalkeeper.
He was a genuine pest throughout his 70mins or so, on the pitch, and it was by miles his best performance in weeks.
That's not to say that I want him to hang around at the club - I still hope, and expect, that he'll be gone in the next 10 days.
Thanks and goodbye, you stump.