A Bolton Good News Story - Arrivederci Dorian

Here at LoV Towers we've become very much aware that there is a mass of negative news surrounding our beloved Bolton Wanderers at the moment.

So, we felt it was our duty to bring you something utterly, gloriously positive.

Dorian Dervite will be leaving Bolton Wanderers.

That is, if you believe the rumours from HITC Sport and a certain former Sky Sports journalist, who have claimed that our French defender is being tracked by 'a number of Italian Serie A and Belgian Jupiler League sides.' Alternatively, it could be, and probably is, absolute nonsense.

I know standards in Italy have slipped, but I suspect not to the level that a Serie A side want Dervite, who has been nothing short of woeful during his time at the centre of the Bolton defence. The sources also claim that several Championship sides are also keen on the Frenchman.

The site claimed that Bolton want to keep hold of Dervite, whose only contribution in recent months has been scoring an own goal against non-league Eastleigh.

Frankly, I'd drive to Italy or Belgium to take him there myself.