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Our Euro 2016 Predictions: Chris

He's an average editor, but how is he as a predictor person?

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Over the coming weeks, the LOV team will put their reputations on the line and share their predictions for the Euros.

Here's my choices:

How far will England get? The last 16
Your England Starting XI: Hart, Walker, Rose, Cahill, Stones, Drinkwater, Alli, Lallana, Vardy, Sturridge, Kane (4-3-3)
Who'll score more, Kane or Vardy? I think Harry Kane is the bomb. So definitely him. 
Will Hodgson remain as manager after the Euros? I think so, unless we somehow do horrifically and get knocked out by Wales. Then we can give the job to someone young and hip, like Trevor Brooking.

How far will Wales get? Sorry boyos, but they won't get out of the group. No strikers you see.
Top Scorer: Craig Bellamy
How far will Ireland get? Again, it's an early finish for them. Sorry Liam.
Top Scorer: Niall Quinn
How far will Northern Ireland get? Did they qualify? Fantastic! Bottom of the group.
Top Scorer: David Healy

Competition Winners: Germany. They're just the best at everything.
Runner Up: Italy. A solid defence and winning every game 1-0.
Final Four: The French, Belgium, Spain and Die Mannschaft (hehe shaft).
Surprise Team: England. I don't think we'll be shambolic at a tournament for once.
Flop Team: Russia. They'll lose every game.

Second Team: Iceland. Our mate Eidur Gudjohnsen will inspire the lads to a very tidy competition.
Any successes for the home nations? I think Wales will do about as well as expected, with the two Irelands struggling. Scotland might do well.....
Office sweepstake team? Albania, for fuck's sake.

Golden Boot: Robert Lewandowski. Great striker and bang on form too.
Surprise Player: Danny Drinkwater. He could and should be the lynchpin of our midfield for years to come. He has it all.
Flop Player: Chris Smalling. The gormless bastard can't help himself.
First Pundit to Say Something Stupid: Glenn Hoddle. He'll do a racism.
When will Liam stop supporting Ireland and start supporting England again? Mid June. 2015.
Your own bonus prediction: England fans will respect the beer ban and instead enjoy a nice cup of iced tea.

Agree? Leave your thoughts and predictions below the line...