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A Season in Statistics Player-By-Player: Darren Pratley

Captain Marvel? Nah. Captain Shite

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Here we are. It's the summer and we are looking back at each and every player who made an appearance for Bolton Wanderers during the 2015/16 season.

It's time for the captain - Darren Pratley.

Appearances - 36, 1 goal

He has been here for FOUR SEASONS now. The upcoming will be his fifth (that's maths) unless he leaves. We're not lucky enough for him to leave. Darren Pratley was a fixture in our Premier League side, and there is every chance he'll be a fixture for us in Division Three which tells it's own tale.

Minutes Played - 3033

As captain he was always bound to play more games than most. Injury aside he was usually one of the first names on the team sheet. Despite this, he continued his consistent manner throughout the season - by which I mean he was consistently awful. The most memorable moment from the entire campaign in terms of Pratley performances was him falling on his stupid face. Plus ca change, as they say in the North West.

Goals Conceded - 65 (1.8 per game)

As a somewhat dynamic midfielder (ha) I can hold him responsible for any sort of defensive work that he might undertake. The above shows that he was rubbish at that too.

Review

Points won per game - 21 at 0.58 points per game. Jesus.

Passing - 77.5%

Bookings - 10

Red cards - 0

Overall Season Performance - D+

I gave him a D+ because his first name begins with a D. The plus is for my hope that he leaves.