FIVE THINGS: Derby County 4-0 Bolton Wanderers

Bolton Wanderers went down 4-0 to Derby County yesterday.

It could have been a lot more. Here we go:

1) The Invisible Will Buckley

What a load of shit. Waste of space.

2) David Wheater and Mark Beevers

See above. Waste of space.

3) The Two Everton Lads

Get them out. Promote our own. Wastes of space the pair of them.

4) The Untouchable Phil Parkinson

A proper dead man walking. What’s the point? Hands in his pockets like he knows this is an absolute load of shit. It’s absolutely devastating for the fans, but there’s no acknowledgement of this.

5) Just Kill Us Now

The club is on its arse. We’re useless and we’re stuck. Somebody needs to do the decent thing and pull the trigger. What a load of shit.