DONE DEAL! BOLTON WANDERERS HAVE SIGNED THIBAULT VERLINDEN - AN ACTUAL FOOTBALLER!

I know, it sounds ridiculous, but it’s not - BOLTON WANDERERS HAVE SIGNED THIBAULT VERLINDEN!

After many many months and what feels like ten thousand transfer rumours, the mighty Whites have broken their transfer drought and brought in the Belgian youngster on loan until January from Stoke City.

Whilst the club have had a tough start to the season, no doubt he’ll be able to jump striaght in and improve our midfield.

No word yet on whether he will make the side against Bradford City in the shithouse cup tomorrow night but that doesn’t matter - what does is that we are finally back in the game with many, many more to come according to our friends in the media.

Time will tell whether the impact will be as strong as we hope but it seems as though Bolton Wanderers are finally back on track.

It’s very exciting and I cannot wait to see who comes in next, so long as it isn’t Will Buckley.